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 Requirements for all Parties to have Exceptionally fun day.......
The email I received
Hot coffee for all parties for trip to destination - CHECK
Map showing route to destination - CHECK
Vehicle for taking participants to destination - CHECK!
Magnificent array of sandwiches for lunch - CHECK!
Sugar based soft drinks for energy - CHECK!
Water - lots of it - CHECK
Sunscreen - CHECK
hats (participants to provide their own)
Vegemite sandwiches for snacks (note - does New Zealnder like Vegemite???)
Great attitude - (note - to be provided by all participants on the day)
Creativity in Garden design - note - would prefer but not essential.
Strong muscles - note - check whether female will actually do any work due
to poor design and condition of spine
Great conversation for the time in car - note - provisional rating to be
provided after arriving in Maitland
Other - to be determined...
See you at 6am!
The email I sent back
The Noo Zulunder is not a vegemite. He has been known to survive on one or
two of them but now as a staple diet
The checklist looks fine
Petrol all done
Have spade
Have tool
even got
the metre rule
not just
a pretty face
but underneath
I'm on the case
muscles primed
thats for sure
design
in head
it wont be poor
until you mention
vegemite
uncertain now
gave me a fright
but all
will be right
thats a cert.
on the night
Landscape done
and back for tea
thinking 'bout that
are you free
We have a table
booked for eats
Big screen also
to watch the feats
Aussie and Kiwi
blow for blow
while eating lamb
sounds like the go
I'll ring and check
'cause I'd kinda like
you guys to come
and enjoy the night
Cheers...... Bill
The reply
The master poet has done well,
All the details he did tell
Petrol - oops - I forgot,
But Bill the Builder got the lot
Not just a pretty face he says
But pecs as well - my face is red! (...note poor rhyme)
Footy is on the cards for sure
Not sure where or how we'll score
The big game, but the offers great
Let me call Jeff and discuss the date.
This rhyming's hard on Friday night
So I'll sign off and have a bite!
CU at six with esky in tow
And a fab garden we will grow.
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